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Friday, 22 June 2007
Refinery Blast Townspeople Upset at Lawyers' Ads
I'm a big believer in the First Amendment, but (it doesn't require) good taste - and that's what some lawyers do not have. Rep. Wendell Willard, an Atlanta attorney

Writers' Strike Over
It's back to school with all the trepidation of, 'Do you remember how to do your job?  And did you forget the characters' name?'
Eddie Gorodetski, writer for "Two and a Half Men"

Obama Winning Victories
There's a great saying in Texas, all hat and no cattle.
Hilary Clinton

Brain McNamee Makes More Noise

Did Roger get Cy Young cause his wife took the HGH?
Lanny Breuer, one of Clemens' Lawyer

Huckabee Makes Comments in W.VA.

He talked about the fact that when he was growing up the only soap in the house was Lava. "I was in college before I found out that when you take a shower, it doesn't have to hurt."
Mike Huckabee

He talked about the impossibility of "fixing" our current tax system. "In Arkansas, we say that if you can't fix it with WD40 and duct tape, it can't be fixed.
Mike Huckabee

It's Time for Baseball
We want to expand Red Sox Nation and further establish it in one of the greatest baseball nations in the world - Japan.
Larry Lucchino, Red Sox president



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