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A man goes into his doctor's office for an annual physical. After awhile, the doctor comes out arid says, "I'm sorry Bill, but we have discovered you have a condition that only allows you another six weeks to live." "But doctor," Bill replied, "I feel great. I haven't felt better in years. This just can't be true. Isn't there anything I can do?" After a moment the doctor said, "Well, you might start going down the street to that new health spa and take a mud bath every day." Excitedly, Bill asked, "And that will cure me?" "No," replied the doctor, "but it will get you used to the dirt." Quote this article on your site | Views: 424 | Print | E-mail
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Lectionary Passages for November 23rd 2008
[Year A]
Proper 29(34)
Sundays after Pentecost
Ezekiel 34:11-16, 20-24
Psalm 100
Matthew 25:31-46
Ephesians 1:15-23
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