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Friday, 22 June 2007
Mientkiewicz on Keeping Another World Series Ball
I'm giving it back.  I'm never going though that again.
Doug Mientkiewicz, baseball player comments on dispute over ownership of ball

Talk Radio Critics Show Hypocrisy

Their major talent is that, like hairdressers, they can talk all day long to one client after another as they snip.
Mark Helprin, writer

Crocodile Hunter's Son Proud of Snake Bite

He picked one of them up and it bit him on the finger, and he was so proud to have copped his first hit.
Terri Irwin, Irwin's widow

Four Primary Campaign Opponents Debate in Ohio

I feel like a rose.
Barbara Anne Ferris, former U.N. worker commenting on being between two opponents

Obama Returns Clinton's Criticism
She says speeches don't put food on the table.  You know what?  NAFTA didn't put food on the table, either.
Barack Obama, Democratic Presidential Candidate

Ohio Capital Strives to Build Big City Reputation
I'm asking every citizen of Columbus: What do you want to be when you grow up?
Michael Coleman, mayor of Columbus, Ohio

Pittsburgh Penguins Star Still Unable to Return to The Ice
Right now it's a little bit easier because we're winning.
Sidney Crosby, hockey star commenting on high ankle sprain 

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