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Support Georgia Congressman John Lewis - a civil rights pioneer and convention superdelegate - has dropped his support for Hillary Clinton's presidential bid in favor of Barack Obama. I am sure Barack is a good, decent man but some people think he can walk on water. Late New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg has announced that he's not running for president. If he would have run, his slogan should be: Better-Late-Than-Never. End The Sharper Image Corporation has filed for bankruptcy protection. The company sells, among other gizmos, a forty-dollar motorized nose-hair trimmer, $350 vacuuming robot and a pocket breathalyzer that helps you find out if you've had too much. The breathalyzer retails for $139.95. The Sharper Image is one of those stores where everybody goes in to browse but nobody actually buys anything. Hence the bankruptcy! Fear According to a poll of American adults, more than a third decided that the most frightening small creature was the snake, followed by rats, spiders, and cockroaches...and don't forget negligence lawyers. Oversight Whoopi Goldberg got a call this week from longtime Oscar's producer Gil Gates, who apologized for not including her in a montage featuring Oscar hosts during Sunday's "Academy Awards" telecast. Gates told Goldberg it was just an oversight and the Oscar-winning actress accepted his apology. Whoopi hosted the Oscars in 1994, 1996, 1999 and 2002. How can you miss her four separate times? Lying Viewers of the Fox lie-detector/reality/game show, the "Moment of Truth," are wondering whether it's over for Lauren Cleri and her husband Frank after she admitted she had cheated on him. Cleri got $100,000 for telling the truth on that and other questions, but later in the game was asked if she thought she was a good person. When she said, "yes" the lie detector said "no." She went home with no money. Some secrets should never be told on TV but told only to God. Anger A Pennsylvania man allegedly stabbed his brother-in-law during an argument over Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama. The disagreement became physical, according to police, who say that "one began choking the other, and then the victim of the choking took a kitchen knife and stabbed his brother-in-law in the stomach. And that is just politics, don't get them started on religion. Love From Haverstraw, New York, comes word that a man fighting with his girlfriend clung to a car roof and punched her through the window as she drove more than a mile on a busy road, hitting several other cars. Police say both were hurt in the brawl and were arrested. The man apparently jumped onto the car and held on as the woman weaved along Route 202 with the car's airbag inflated. She eventually stopped the car and hit him with the airbag. Now that is what I call true love. Large A Detroit-area restaurant owner believes he has broken the world record for "largest hamburger commercially available." The 134-pound "Absolutely Ridiculous Burger" took 12 hours to make at Mallie's Sports Bar and Grill. It sells for $350, and orders require 24 hour's notice. Only in super-sized America, I bet the fries that come with this burger are as big as telephone poles.  Quote this article on your site | Views: 171 | Print | E-mail
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