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Friday, 22 June 2007
On Eddie Murphy's "Norbit" Getting an Oscar Nomination
Too often the academy ignores films that aren't good.
Jon Stewart, Academy Awards host

Disbelief in Winning Supporting Actress for "Michael Clayton"

I still recovering from that moment, and I have absolutely no idea what happened after that.  So, you know, you can tell me my dress fell off and I'd believe you, so don't be cruel.
Tilda Swinton, on the surprise of hearing she won an Oscar

Philharmonic Plays in North Korea

I don't think we should get carried away with what listening to Dvorak is going to do in North Korea.
Condoleezza Rice, Secretary of State

Tiger Wins Big Victory at Accenture Match Play
I told my caddie before he hit it that it was going in.  He doesn't like to be upstaged in any way.
Stewart Cink, commenting on Tiger after making his long putt

Clinton Upset of Unfair Treatment

In the last several debates I seem to get the first question all the time.  I don't mind.  I'll be happy to field it. I just find it curious if anybody saw "Saturday Night Live," maybe we should ask Barack if he's comfortable and needs a pillow.
Senator Hillary Clinton

McCain Denounces Radio Host's Derogatory Comments on Obama

He just threw me under the bus to the national media.
Bill Cunningham, talk show host

Mccain Mocking Obama's View of al-Qaida in Iraq
I have some news.  Al-Qaida is in Iraq.  It's called 'al-Qaida in Iraq.'
John McCain, Republican presidential hopeful
 

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