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George Washington Carver, the Black scientist who achieved wonders with the humble peanut, often told this story: When I was young, I said to God, "God, tell me the mystery of the Universe." But God answered, "That knowledge is reserved for Me alone." So I said,"God, tell me the mystery of the peanut." Then God said, "Well, George, that's more nearly your size." And he told me.  Quote this article on your site | Views: 529 | Print | E-mail
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Lectionary Passages for November 23rd 2008
[Year A]
Proper 29(34)
Sundays after Pentecost
Ezekiel 34:11-16, 20-24
Psalm 100
Matthew 25:31-46
Ephesians 1:15-23
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