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Point-Of-View President Bush on Wednesday welcomed John McCain to the White House and offered his endorsement to the presumptive GOP nominee for his job. My question to McCain: Will this help or hurt? Joyful McCain was late for his meeting with Bush, who stood waiting outside with reporters on the White House North Portico. President Bush passed the time by doing a Johnny Carson-style soft-shoe dance. He's probably happy to be done with this job. Catering From Lake Villa, Illinois comes news that a 65-year-old father of a teenager is in trouble after landing his airplane on a golf course to get his son to tennis match on time. Robert Kadera says his 14-year-old son "was late for his tennis tune-up. Traffic on Saturday is really bad. The golf course has plenty of room to land right across the street from the tennis courts so we thought it would work for us." Kadera did not first get permission to land on the course. And I thought I overly-indulged my kids. Meaningless Bill Gates is no longer world's richest man. Gates has dropped to third place on billionaire list as Warren Buffet - with an estimated worth of $62 billion - now holds the title of "richest man on the planet." Mexican telecom tycoon Carlos Slim Helu is the world's second-richest man, with an estimated net worth of $60 billion. Gates is currently worth $58 billion and is ranked as third richest in the world. I don't know about you, but after the first couple billion - who cares? Strange Fox-TV football analyst Troy Aikman thinks Brett Favre will have second thoughts about retiring. The Hall of Fame quarterback knows how hard it is to walk away form the NFL. Even after a series of concussions led Aikman to retire from the Dallas Cowboys after the 2000 season, he was tempted to come back two years later. So.. .all those concussions caused Troy to forget he'd had all those concussions. A Wisconsin woman has been sentenced to six days on jail because of overdue library books. The woman says she got pulled over for not having a lightbulb over her back license plate. The cop ran a check on her and discovered a warrant for failure to return library books. She didn't have the money to pay her fine, so she went to jail for six days.. .where she can get caught up on all of her reading. Retired Saying that he's just plain tired Brett Favre announced this week that he's hanging up his cleats. The legendary Green Bay Packers quarterback has decided to retire after all-season career in which he set records, was a three-time MVP and won a Super Bowl. And he'll be un-retired the first time his wife tells him to get his "feet off the table, turn off the TV and go outside for goodness sakes!" Marriage Couples who want to marry in one Norwegian town have to be handcuffed together for forty-eight hours. And being married for __ years, I think that is a very good idea. Evil According to a new study by an Israeli psychology professor, when Moses brought the Ten Commandments down from Mount Sinai, he may have been high on a hallucinogenic plant. Professor Benny Shanon hypothesized that the thunder, lightning, and blaring of a trumpet which the Book of Exodus says emanated from Mount Sinai could just have been the imaginings of a people in an "altered state of awareness."... And this professor was probably in an altered state when he thought of this wicked idea.  Quote this article on your site | Views: 206 | Print | E-mail
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