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Friday, 22 June 2007
Clinton Wins Ohio and Texas Primaries
She just keeps on ticking.
Barack Obama, on Clinton

Brad Paisley Gets Music Nominations
This is one of the days where you're glad you got up early.
Brad Paisley, being on "The Early Show"

Greg Berlanti- 35 Year-old - Juggles Three Television Dramas as Executive Producer
It's sickening that he's so young and so clever - it's kind of annoying.
Jonny Lee Miller, TV Star, joking on Greg Berlanti's success

Kucinich Faces Tough Congressional Fight
I remember when he was young and baby-faced and full of salt and vinegar.
Umar Al-Hakeem, who voted for Dennis Kucinich 30 years ago

Prince Harry Returns after 10-weeks in Afghan Deployment
I think this is about as normal as I'm ever going to get.
Prince Harry, of England

Alan Jackson Turns Fifty Later This Year
Every now and then something will come up while we're watching television or a DVD and I'll tell my kids that when I grew up there were only three channels and only one telephone in the house.  They can't even understand that at all.
Alan Jackson, country music singer, on his children

Justice Stephen Breyer as Law Professor
He had to learn how to keep a bunch of 22-to-25-year-olds entertained and interested.
Roy Englert, a Supreme Court lawyer who studied under Justice Stephen Breyer



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