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Friday, 22 June 2007
Billy Crystal Joins Bronx Bombers Baseball Team for 60th Birthday
I've been waiting 50 years for this call.  I know this'll be tougher than the Broadway Softball League, but I'm looking forward to helping the younger players, which is all of them.
Billy Crystal, actor/comedian

Martin Lawrence Comedy "College Roadtrip" a Failure
There are more laughs in 'Old Country for Old Men' than in this disaster.
Richard Roeper, a movie critic

On the Poor Economy

In New Jersey, the economic picture is so bleak that the Soprano family was forced to lay off three judges.
Mark Shields, newspaper columnist

Hillary Wants Obama as Vice-President
I don't know how somebody who is in second place is offering the vice-presidency to the person who is in first place.
Barack Obama

Presley Suing British Newspaper for Slander

Once they got a glimpse of my expanding physique a few days ago, they have been like a pack of coyotes circling their prey whilst eerily howling with delight.
Lisa Marie Presley, the daughter of the late singer Elvis Presley

On The Democratic Nomination
I've been waiting all my life to vote for an African-American president.  I've been waiting all my life to vote for a woman for president...feel like God is playing games with our heads and our hearts.
Former-president Bill Clinton

Official Seeks to Improve U.S. Intelligence Image of CIA
In our community it's become a good news day when we aren't in the news.
Donald Kerr, No. 2 official in the Office of the Director of National Intelligence

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