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Friday, 22 June 2007
Minne Driver on Morning Sickness
I don't know why they call it morning sickness.  I am sick in the morning, noon and night, but it's a fair trade-off.
Minnie Driver,38-year-old actress

Gas Prices on the Rise
After seeing the total, I won't be smiling.
Mike Sweeney, a Hawaiian Resident

Lauer Braces for Friars Roast

I fully plan to, like, bring an iPod in my sport jacket and run the headsets up to where they can't see it into my ears so I won't even hear half of it.
Matt Lauer, The "Today" show co-anchor

Bin Laden's Crazy Comments on Danish Cartoons

You went overboard in your unbelief and freed yourselves of the etiquettes of dispute and fighting and went to the extent of publishing these insulting drawings.
Bin Laden on Cartoons about their Prophet

British Actor on Knighthood
It is just not an aspect of life that I would want.  If you want a title, what's wrong with Mr.?
Paul Scofield, British actor who died this week

St. Patrick's Day in New York City
It's much more Irish than at home.
Joan Morgan, an Irish tourist

John Mellencamp Induced into Rock and Roll Hall of Fame

You scared us a couple of times when we thought we might have lost you a couple of times, even though it might have been a good career move.
Billy Joel, musician on Mellencamp's heart issues

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