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A lady is riding the subway, reading her Bible. A man sitting next to her, seeming amused, asks her, "You don't really believe what they say in there, do you?" "Every word," she replied. "OK," he asks, "how about the Noah story, the flood, the animals - do you believe that?" "Absolutely," she said. "What about God creating the universe in six days?" "All true, I believe every word." "What about Jonah - how could a man live for three days in the belly of a whale?" he asks. "Yes, I believe that too," she says. "Well, how could that be - how did he breathe?" " I don't know," she said. "When I get to Heaven, I'll ask him." "What if he's not in Heaven," the guy asks. The lady replies, "In that case, you can ask him!"  Quote this article on your site | Views: 456 | Print | E-mail
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Lectionary Passages for November 23rd 2008
[Year A]
Proper 29(34)
Sundays after Pentecost
Ezekiel 34:11-16, 20-24
Psalm 100
Matthew 25:31-46
Ephesians 1:15-23
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