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Friday, 22 June 2007
Oil Execs Blasted in Washington
On April Fool's Day, the biggest joke of all is being played on American families by Big Oil.
Rep. Edwards Markey, D-Mass.

David Letterman Jokes about John McCain
The kind of guy who picks up his TV remote when the phone rings.
David Letterman

McCain Chats up David Letterman
Well, you look like a guy whose laptop would be seized by the authorities.
John McCain

Tattered $20 Bills Linked to Cooper up for Auction
Of course, we hope they can get scholarships.
Brain Ingram, bill-finder who auctions them for kid's college

Clinton Has Trouble with Truth

I say a lot of things - millions of words a day - so if I misspoke, that was just a misstatement.
Hillary Clinton

Federal Ban on Jobs Doesn't Include Transgenders
We will strongly oppose it.  Leaving transgender people out makes that a flawed movement.
Roberta Sklar, of the National Gay and Lesbian Task Force

Brave's Mark Teixeira Hits Homer
Try to hit the ball at somebody and maybe they won't catch it...Teixeira's aim was good - if he was targeting fans in the center field seats.
Terry Pendleton, Brave's hitting coach 

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