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There is a real life story of a man who was driving his car, intent on not being late for an appointment. He came to an intersection just as the traffic light began to change against him. He decided to try to "beat the light", as we say. As he started through, he noticed a policeman on the opposite side of the street on his motorcycle, and he did what most of us would do. He changed his mind. He jammed on his brakes and brought the car to a screeching halt. Then, very sheepishly, he looked over at the policeman to see his reaction. By this time the policeman was smiling. He had his arms extended and his hands down in that umpire gesture familiar to all baseball fans. And he shouted, "Safe!" Quote this article on your site | Views: 343 | Print | E-mail
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Lectionary Passages for November 23rd 2008
[Year A]
Proper 29(34)
Sundays after Pentecost
Ezekiel 34:11-16, 20-24
Psalm 100
Matthew 25:31-46
Ephesians 1:15-23
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