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Gifts President Bush hosted an 81st birthday party this week on the South Lawn of the White House for Pope Benedict. A crowd of more than 13,000 sang "Happy Birthday" for the pontiff. What did the president get Benedict for his big day? I didn't find out, but I hope it wasn't my usual birthday gift: Soap-On-A-Rope. Anger Police in Commerce Township, Michigan, says a cross-dresser plowed into a lingerie store this week after failing to get hired there. Jeremy Paul Mcintosh went into the store and said that he was going to ram his Geo Tracker into the building because he wasn't hired when he applied in January. He did just that, about seven times. And this is probably one of the reasons why he didn't get the job in the first place. From St. Petersburg, Florida comes the sad news that Gilman the rooster - known as the "neighborhood alarm clock" - has been shot to death by one neighbor who didn't appreciate the morning wakeup. Gilman's crowing apparently bothered by Eric Nicastro, who killed the bird with his .45-caliber gun. Deputies cited Nicastro for improper exhibition of a firearm and gave him a warning for trespassing. Eric like many of us must not a morning person. Relief In an effort to provide some relief to Americans suffering in the current, troubled economy, John McCain called for the federal government to free people from paying gasoline taxes this summer. The oil companies will respond by jacking up their price-per-gallon by whatever we save on gas taxes. Important The French parliament's lower house adopted a bill yesterday that would make it illegal for anyone - including fashion magazines - to publicly incite extreme thinness. You get a first lady who's a former model, and this is suddenly what's most important to lawmakers. Proposal Bernie Peng of Jersey City, New Jersey, popped the question by programming a proposal on his girlfriend's favorite video game. When Tammy Li reached a certain score on "Bejeweled," a ring and marriage proposal popped up. She said, "Yes." But what would have happened if she didn't reach the needed score? Trouble Barack Obama got himself in a little trouble last weekend when he said small town people become bitter and cling to guns and religion when there are economic problems. Barack got so upset about the matter; he went to a local tavern and had a shot and a beer. Pain A tax day poll suggests 49% of Americans would rather pay a visit to the dentist than do their taxes. Either way, you're coughing up a lot of money after enduring a lot of pain. Worry A construction worker's attempt to curse the New York Yankees by planting a Boston Red Sox jersey in their new stadium last week was foiled when the Yankees removed the shirt from its burial spot. After locating the shirt in a service corridor behind what will be a restaurant in the new Yankee Stadium, construction workers jack-hammered through the concrete and pulled it out. This is the Bronx, New York. They're lucky that they didn't find a body.  Quote this article on your site | Views: 227 | Print | E-mail
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