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Friday, 22 June 2007

Tiger Woods Telling that Grand Slam "Easily Within Reach"

I learned my lesson there with the press.  I'm not going to say anything.
Tiger Woods, after losing the Masters

Walker Battles Multiple Personality Disorder
I was fat.  Couple that with a severe stuttering problem, and you have a recipe for a schoolyard disaster.
Herschel Walker, football player on growing up

Person Upset over Politics
I'm not going to vote at all, because I don't believe in (any) of them.  Politics was just a cycle of broken promises.
Glen Rock, retired from a factory in York, Pa.

Obama Slips with His Words
It's not surprising , then, they get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy to people who aren't like them or anti-immigrant sentiment or anti-trade sentiment as a way to explain their frustrations.
Barack Obama, about working class

Obama Responds to Clinton's Insincerity

You can't spend the better part of two decades campaigning for NAFTA and PNTR for China and then come here to Pennsylvania and tell the workers that you've been with them all along.
Barack Obama

Alan Greenspan Not Taking Blame for Economy
Greenspan's argument that it was not his doing that set off the U.S. housing bubble reminds me of my two children.  When they appear to err, it was never their fault.
Paul Kasriel, economy researcher at The Northern Trust Co.

Person Unable to Sell Home

We're just going to have to slap a Band-Aid on it and stay here until the market gets a little bit better.
Robert Jackson, citizen from Ferguson, Mo.  

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