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How To Have A Perfect Pastor A recent survey has compiled all the qualities that people expect from the perfect pastor: He frequently condemns sin but never upsets anyone. He works from 8 a.m. until midnight and is also a janitor. He gives himself completely but never gets too close to anyone to avoid criticism. He speaks boldly on social issues, but must never become politically involved. He makes 15 daily calls to parish families, visits shut-ins and the hospitalized, spends all his time evangelizing the unchurched, and is always in his office when needed.  Quote this article on your site | Views: 381 | Print | E-mail
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Lectionary Passages for November 23rd 2008
[Year A]
Proper 29(34)
Sundays after Pentecost
Ezekiel 34:11-16, 20-24
Psalm 100
Matthew 25:31-46
Ephesians 1:15-23
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