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Not The Car | Not The Car |
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This story was originally told by Paul Harvey. A woman was driving her new automobile when she barely scratched another vehicle. Damage was minimal. However, the sympathetic man in the marked car expressed the necessity of exchanging pertinent information. The embarrassed woman was extremely nervous. As she rummaged through her handbag for legal documentation, a note fell out. It was from her husband: "It's you I love, not the car!" Quote this article on your site | Views: 402 | Print | E-mail
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Lectionary Passages for November 23rd 2008
[Year A]
Proper 29(34)
Sundays after Pentecost
Ezekiel 34:11-16, 20-24
Psalm 100
Matthew 25:31-46
Ephesians 1:15-23
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