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Here are some one-liners about Earth: Earthings cannot get together with their fellow-inhabitants on earth, yet are trying to get together with inhabitants of other planets. The polar regions are not alike: there's all the difference in the world between them. The earth is one of the smallest stars in the universe, but the one with the biggest taxes. Many women want the earth, but they don't want it on their rugs. I don't know if there are men on the moon, but if there are, they must be using this earth as their lunatic asylum.  Quote this article on your site | Views: 118 | Print | E-mail
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Lectionary Passages for October 12th 2008
[Year A]
Proper 23(28)
Exodus 32:1-14
Psalm 106:1-6, 19-23
Matthew 22:1-14
Philippians 4:1-9
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