White House Correspondents' Association Dinner
I have to say I'm kind of surprised we don't have more presidential candidates here tonight.  Like, Sen. (John ) McCain's not here, he probably wanted to distance himself from me a little bit.  The two Democratic candidates aren't here, either. Sen. (Hillary) Clinton couldn't get to the building because of sniper fire, and Sen. (Barack) Obama's at church.
President Bush

I love the mix of crowds here.  Pamela Anderson and Mitt Romney in the same room.  Isn't that one of the signs of the Apocalypse?
President Bush

It will be a bittersweet day in January when you leave the white House.  I remember eight years ago when you said you were going to return dignity to the White House.  By the way, I thought you were fantastic on 'Deal or No Deal.'
Craig Ferguson, comedian (CBS' Late Late Show)

Russian President Denys Rumors that He will Divorce and Remarry
I have always reacted negatively to those who, with their snotty noses and erotic fantasies, prowl into other's lives.
Vladimir Putin

Wright's Controversial  Comment on Barack Obama
He says what he has to say as a politician.  I say what I have to say as a pastor.
Rev. Jeremiah Wright, an interview with PBS' Bill Moyers

Obama Respond to Attacks
They say, 'we don't know enough about him.  He doesn't always wear a flag pin.  His pastor once said something.  He's got a funny name, sounds Muslim.'
Barack Obama

On the Election Year
Every four years, we're told that this is the most important election since a caveman asked for a show of hands.
Jonah Goldberg, newspaper columnist

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