When God was creating the animals, a group of angels remarked that it looked like fun, so God let them form a committee and create one animal.
The committee created the platypus — an animal with the bill of a duck, the fur of an otter, the tail of a beaver and the feet of a frog.
"Enough!" shouted God, and ever since then there have been no committees in heaven.

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