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Friday, 22 June 2007

Barack Obama Distances Himself from Pastor Jeremiah Wright
I might not know him as well as I thought.
Barack Obama, presidential hopeful

Supreme Court Justice Comments on 2000 Florida Recount Ruling
Get over it.  It's so old by now.
Antonin Scalia, Supreme Court Justice

Star Comments on Media Attention
My son did say the word paparazzi the other day, and he's only 2.
Gwyneth Paltrow, on media attention to her and rock-star husband Chris Martin

McCain Jokes about Reputation for Temper
How dare you ask that question.
John McCain, commenting on reporter's question

Hillary Comment before North Carolina Voting
It won't be easy, but there's one thing you know about me.  I'm no shrinking violet.  I may stumble.  I amy get knocked down.  But I always get back up.
Hillary Clinton, presidential hopeful

Castro Flubs Lyrics on 'American Idol'

I lost some lines in there; that's kinda bad.
Jason Castro, voted off 'Idol' this week

Hillary on John McCain's Republican Format

He looks at the hole that George Bush has dug us into and says, 'Give me a bigger shovel.'
Hillary Clinton


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