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Friday, 22 June 2007

Cal Thomas Says Obama Is Winner
Lightning could strike, but it would have to strike Barack Obama.
Cal Thomas, conservative political columnist

Hillary Not Giving Up and Reads A Letter from Supporter

It's not over until the lady in the pantsuit says it is.
Sen. Hillary Clinton

Tom Hanks Supports Obama

I want Barack Obama to be the next President of our country.  As an official celebrity, I know my endorsement has just made your mind up for you.
Tom Hanks, actor

Barack Campaigning in Indiana
I've been losing weight on this campaign.  I hope there are some biscuits and grits.
Sen. Barack Obama

Hillary on Rush Limbaugh Comments to Vote for Her to Divide Democrats
He's always had a crush on me.
Sen. Hillary Clinton

Barr Makes Bid for Libertarian Party

The American voters deserve better than simply the lesser of two evils.
Bob Barr, Former Republican congressman

John McCain Trying To Get Young Voters

He's not going to blow the saxophone on MTV or talk about boxers or briefs.
Christopher Malone, associate professor of political science at Pace University in New York


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