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Once an Indian came to America and wanted to become a citizen of our country. First he said, "I will change my name." But he was still an Indian. Then he renounced his form of dress, but he was still an Indian. Then he learned the language of America, but he still wasn't an American citizen. Quote this article on your site | Views: 357 | Print | E-mail
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Lectionary Passages for December 7th 2008
[Year B]
Second Sunday in Advent
Isaiah 40:1-11
Psalm 85:1-2, 8-13
Mark 1:1-8
2 Peter 3:8-15
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