Twins
Angelina Jolie has checked into a hospital in the south of France where she is expected to give birth to her twins. How many kids does she have? Sometimes I think she must be part Mormon.

Rain
On a very rainy New Brunswick, Canada highway on Monday, a truck flipped and released 12 million honey bees. That's where all the bees have gone.

Word
A cyclist in Colorado says he slammed into a bear recently while going about 45 miles an hour on his bike. Tim Egan says, "This bear looked at me with a look of terror on his face." The word is that the bear is claiming to have a pain in the neck and is getting a good lawyer.

God
Tiger Woods doesn't know when he can play golf again, but he said on Monday that his rebuilt left knee has been sore for 10 to 12 years - his entire PGA Tour Career - and he looks forward to playing on two good legs. If Tiger plays on two good legs even God won't be able to beat him.

Created
In an interview with "Billboard" magazine, 15-year-old pop star Miley Cyrus claims the negative press surrounding her recent "Vanity Fair" photo shoot was not all that bad. The actress/singer says that if nothing else, it's just another way fans can relate to her. She added, "I was embarrassed, but also it's like, every career thing that I do can't be perfect, and sometimes my decisions are wrong. I think that just makes me ever more relatable." Then she said goodbye and went back to her mansion created from diamonds and gold.

Explain
A Florida gas-theft scam has been foiled after a couple left a personalized drill behind. The man and his girlfriend are accused of drilling holes in gas tanks to steal gas but slipped up when one of them left a drill behind that had the guy's name etched on it. He will have a hard time explaining that one.

Judgment
MTV executives say they're not ruling out giving Britney Spears another shot at this year's Video Music Awards. Van Toffer, president of MTV Networks Music Group, said in a recent interview, "Everyone deserves a second or third chance, right?" I am not here to judge, but I think this is Britney's last chance.

The staff at a Washington state dentist's office decided last week to saddle up to beat the price of gas. When gas hit $4 a gallon, the staff at Dr. Keith Leonard's office rode horses to work in a pony protest against prices at the pump. When gas reaches $8 a gallon, we all will be riding horses.

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