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 Becoming Witty 
with these 5 fast-read ebooks

These principles and suggestions will get you laughs from your congregation or from a general audience.  These techniques can also make you the "Life of the Party" in social settings. Let FunnySermons teach you how. FunnySermons.com has created 5 invaluable fast-read eBooks to turn you into a true wit. 

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Instant Ad-Libbing: How To Make Spontaneous and Funny Comments

This short e-handbook will teach you how to use the query method for making funny comments and ad-libs during your sermons and services.

    What this e-handbook will teach you:
  • What is a working definition of an ad-lib?
  • What are the three types of ad-libs?
  • The basic funny idea (bfi) words.
  • The ways to phrase an ad-lib.

$1.99, 15 pages

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The Senses of Humor - How To Be Funny

Too many people don’t understand the make-up of their sense of humor. People will call it the sixth sense, but they can’t define it well. This ehandbook will explain the perceptions and intuitions of humor. It will show you how to use point-of-view when using humor.

$1.99, 12 Pages

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Using The Pun In The Pulpit

About half of all humor is made with the help of the pun. The English language has so many ambiguous words that it is perfect for its use. However, the pun has been given a bad name mainly because of amateur use. It is good to note that great writers have used the pun in their works. William Shakespeare was a master of the pun. This ehandbook will show you what puns to use and what ones you shouldn’t use. It will look into the structure of puns and how to create them.

$1.99, 10 Pages

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How Ministers Remember Anecdotes And Deliver Them Flawlessly

It’s not that we can’t memorize anecdotes; it’s that we just don’t have the time. If we were in a theater play, even despite having many lines to learn, we would learn them mainly because we would be given time to remember them.

Ministers just don’t have much free time; we always attending another meeting, counseling a soon-to-be married couple or visiting shut-ins. When it comes to memorizing anecdotes, it is difficult to find the time.

This short ehandbook should change this by teaching you how to memorize efficiently and give you visual story maps that will help you in your delivery. You have heard of secretaries taking notes using shorthand. Well, this ehandbook will teach you how to shortread.

$1.99, 12 Pages

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Being A Quick Wit: Planned Ad-Libs

One of the best ways to be a quick wit is to have some ad-libs memorized. This ehandbook has numerous funny ad-libs that you can use. Although they are planned adlibs, it will look as if you are ad-libbing them spontaneously. It will look as if you have a quick wit. Read a few pages each night and eventually you will have a lot of ad-libs that you can use during your church service.

    You get:
  • General Ad-libs
  • Action Ad-libs
  • Life One-liners
  • Mark Twain Quotes
  • Oscar Wilde Quotes
  • Abraham Lincoln Quotes

$1.99, 12 Pages

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