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A Sunday school teacher was explaining how God created everything, including human beings. Little Johnny seemed especially engrossed when the teacher told the children how Eve was created from one of Adam's ribs. A few days later, Johnny's mother noticed him lying on his bed, looking as though he were ill. "What's wrong, Johnny? Aren't you feeling well?" his mother asked. "I have a pain in my side," Johnny groaned. "I think I'm going to have a wife!"  Quote this article on your site | Views: 201 | Print | E-mail
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Lectionary Passages for November 23rd 2008
[Year A]
Proper 29(34)
Sundays after Pentecost
Ezekiel 34:11-16, 20-24
Psalm 100
Matthew 25:31-46
Ephesians 1:15-23
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