LaughingStock November Issue Available Now
Thanksgiving, Veteran's Day, Election, and Shopping Illustrations, Anecdotes, and One-Liners
Click Here...
| How To Humor Ebooks from FunnySermons.com Click Here $1.99 each |
These five Ebooks will show you how to use humor effectively in the pulpit. Use humor today. Click Here all for $6.49 |
Latest Illustrations The Hen | The Hen |
|
|
|
| Thursday, 21 August 2008 | ||||
|
Hard work means nothing to a hen. She just keeps on digging worms and laying eggs, regardless of what the business prognosticators say about the outlook for the year. If the ground is hard, she scratches harder. If it's dry, she digs deeper. If it's wet, she digs where it's dry. If she strikes a rock, she digs around it. If she gets a few more hours of daylight, she gives a few more eggs and digs a few hours longer. Did you ever see a pessimistic hen? Did you ever hear one cackle because work was hard? Not on your life! They save their breath for digging and the cackles come for eggs. Success means digging!  Quote this article on your site | Views: 335 | Print | E-mail
Only registered users can write comments. |
||||
Lectionary Passages for December 7th 2008
[Year B]
Second Sunday in Advent
Isaiah 40:1-11
Psalm 85:1-2, 8-13
Mark 1:1-8
2 Peter 3:8-15
Copyright 1992 by the Consultation on Common Texts (CCT). Nashville: Abingdon Press.
Copyright © 2005 - 2008 FunnySermons.com - Humorous Sermon Illustrations and Funny Christian Anecdotes.
Designed by JoomlArt.com
Joomla! is Free Software released under the GNU/GPL License.
