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Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have finally shown pictures of their baby: Suri. I bet the pictures show Suri couch-jumping in her crib. Maybe, more of us need to couch-jump for Christianity. THANKS: The New Orlean Saints played the Atlanta Falcons in the Super Dome on Monday. The Super Dome cost $185 million to rebuild -- playing in the Super Dome: priceless. This is proof that God is great. SERIOUSNESS: The U.N. meetings this week shows that there is serious world tension. President Bush was called the devil. The only good that came out from the meetings is that President Bush now knows what to wear on Halloween. The U.N. acted as if it were being taped for the Jerry Springer Show. DELIVERANCE: There is a rumor that Osama bin Laden has died of Typhoid. America and their allies have been trying to get him for years. Now, it looks like God got him. PROTECTION: Three years after New York City banned smoking in restaurants, the health officials are now taking about prohibiting Trans Fatty Acid. My worry: what are they going to protect us from next? OBSTACLE: Madonna is urging people to see her show where she is mounting a Crucifix during a song. I think the concert tickets will cost about 30 pieces of silver. Muslim Militants are making much to do about nothing over Pope Benedict's message. Ironically, these militants are chanting "Death to the Pope" because he implied that they are violent. Johnny Knoxville and his pals had the top grossing movie last week. While cinemas are wondering why no one goes to the movies anymore? If children can watch this movie for an hour; they can go to church one hour on Sunday. ANGER: King Xerxes (or someone else) was upset almost as much as Former President Clinton was last week. GREED: David Lazar, the CEO of no-bid defense contractors Halliburton, has made a hundred million dollars in salary. Nice to see our tax dollars at work. I think he will be upset when he remembers that all that money can not be taken to heaven.  Quote this article on your site | Views: 286 | Print | E-mail
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[Year B]
Second Sunday in Advent
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