Born
Angelina Jolie doesn't plan to stop with six kids. According to a Brangelina insider, Jolie plans on having "one more baby naturally - even if they end up having twins." Pitt has alluded to have enough kids to field a soccer team and, according to the showbiz source, a family of that size isn't out of the question. The insider adds, "A dozen kids would be their dream." Many parents would think raising a dozen kid as a lot of work, but remember they can hire a nanny for each kid.

Promise
A man is suing a Chicago restaurant, saying an undercooked order of salmon gave him a nine-foot tapeworm. And I have made a promise never to eat uncooked salmon again.

Control
According to a new NBC/"Wall Street Journal" poll, John McCain has cut Barrack Obama's lead in their race for the White House. Obama is currently up just 45-42 percent, as he still hasn't won over many backers of Hillary Clinton, and odds are he won't either.

Irony
Here is an example of irony. The senior citizen's advocacy group AARP is being sued. Sixty-three-year-old Bonita Brady says the group passed her over for a series of jobs because she was too old.

Respect
On South Carolina's Hilton Head Island, recently, a grandfather picked up his partying granddaughter. A sheriffs deputy observed the girl sitting in the back seat of her grandfather's car, hitting him on the head with an umbrella. The deputy took her home. The grandfather did not press charges. So much for teenagers respecting their elders.

After going for eight in the gold medal department at the 2008 Beijing Olympics, swimmer Michael Phelps is arguably the world's biggest celebrity right now. Even John McCain is thinking about making a commercial comparing Obama to him.

Help
Olympic swimming champion Michael Phelps has signed a deal to begin appearing on boxes of Kellogg's Frosted Flakes and Corn Flakes. Parents are upset because children will think that eating this cereal will make them into swimmers. It will however make them into good floatation devices.

Love
A Washington state woman was arrested after being accused of beating up her fiance at their prenuptial party. Police say the woman's 12-year-old son told her he saw her fiance kissing one of her women friends. Deputies add that the woman tackled the man, punched him, threw his watch into the bushes and broke his glasses. You could list this as an example of true love.

Confusion
A lost whale calf has bonded with a yacht in the waters off Sydney, Australia, and even tried to suckle the boat. This calf is more confused than most (Rival Church/Denomination.)

Gift
Police in Wisconsin say a 37-year-old woman celebrated her birthday by helping her teenage son rob two gas stations. The woman allegedly acted as the getaway driver while her 17-year-old son robbed the stations at gunpoint. I guess he must have needed money for her birthday gift.

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