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A fellow was speeding along the highway, feeling quite secure since the rest of the traffic was travelling at the same speed. Passing a speed trap, he was nailed by an infrared speed detector and subsequently pulled over. The officer handed him the ticket and was starting to walk away when the driver said, "Officer, I may have been speeding, but this just doesn't seem fair. There were lots of cars around me who were travelling just as fast. Why did I get the ticket?" Turning towards him, the officer asked, "Have you ever gone fishing?" "Uhhhh, yeah," the driver replied. Grinning, the officer continued, "Ever catch all the fish?"  Quote this article on your site | Views: 195 | Print | E-mail
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Lectionary Passages for November 23rd 2008
[Year A]
Proper 29(34)
Sundays after Pentecost
Ezekiel 34:11-16, 20-24
Psalm 100
Matthew 25:31-46
Ephesians 1:15-23
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