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Accountable John McCain is trying to become accountable by temporarily suspending his campaign. We also should make Congress accountable and impeach them all. Economy John McCain is putting his campaign on hold to focus on the bad economy. He is taking the housing crisis very seriously. I guess you would too - if you owned seven of them. General Motors Corporation said this week that it will not air a TV commercial during the 2009 Super Bowl. GM Spokeswoman Kelly Cusinato said that while GM will remain a sponsor of the NFL and will likely air ads before and after the game, it will not buy ad time during the actual event. Cusinato added, "We're in the midst of cost cutting. We're scrutinizing all of our programs and all of our media spending, so in the midst of that, we decided against it." When GM worries about the economy, we all should be worried about the economy. Desire The current economic downturn has given Democratic candidate Barack Obama a nine-point lead over Republican John McCain in a recent poll. I think you would have to be half-nuts to want to become the next president and inherit this mess. Listen In an interview this week with CNBC, investing guru Warren Buffet called the current crisis on Wall Street an "economic Pearl Harbor." And when it comes to the economy, if Warren Buffet says it, it's true. Anger A 20-year-old Portland, Oregon, women who allegedly set a tow truck on fire as the driver was preparing to tow her car faces arson and criminal mischief charges. With all things being equal, she should have just paid the towing fee. Getting Along A pig at a farm in the Ukraine is nursing three tiger clubs abandoned by their mother. A local TV channel reports the tigers were born last week at a zoo, but their mother refused to care for them. Zookeepers took the cubs to a nearby farm where a sow had recently given birth to about a dozen piglets. The pig apparently had no objections when the tiger cubs started nursing alongside the piglets. If tigers and pigs can get along, it's time for Democrats and Republicans to get along. Marriage In Montana last week, a man was charged with burglary after he allegedly broke into a home, ate cheese from the refrigerator, made a mess in a bathroom and fell asleep in a child's room. The boy's mother found the stranger snoring in the two-year-old's bed. All the wives know that if he makes a big mess, eats a lot of cheese and then falls asleep, he must be a husband. Funeral A Wyoming man has been denied his final wish to be run over by a beer truck. James William "Jim" Adams, who died recently at 53, wanted to die by being run over by a beer truck on the way to the liquor store to buy booze for a date. This hard-partying husband and father of five wanted to thank all the people for putting up with him over the last 30 years. And in lieu of flowers, Adams asks that you make a sizable purchase at your favorite watering hole, get rip roaring drunk and tell the stories he no longer can. This guy obviously loved life as well as his alcohol.  Quote this article on your site | Views: 449 | Print | E-mail
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Lectionary Passages for November 23rd 2008
[Year A]
Proper 29(34)
Sundays after Pentecost
Ezekiel 34:11-16, 20-24
Psalm 100
Matthew 25:31-46
Ephesians 1:15-23
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