Republican Senator on Foreign-Policy Credentials of Gov. Sarah Palin
You get a passport for the first time in your life last year?  I mean, I don’t know what you can say.  You can’t say anything.
Sen. Chuck Hagel, Republican Senator

 On the Gas Shortages in Southern Cities
I guess we’re all going to have to start riding horse and buggies.
Roger Evans, Atlanta resident

 On the Nations’ Financial Crisis
Economic Pearl Harbor.
Warren Buffett, investor

 Telling O.J. Simpson’s Jurors to Forget Previous Trail
You have been sworn to ignore it.
Yale Galanter, defense attorney for Simpson

 After Cindy McCain Accused The View of Attacking her Husband
Maybe he thought he was going to have a more folksy ride.
Barbara Walters, cohost of The View

 On Receiving A $500,000 “Genius Award”
America is like my distant uncle who doesn’t remember my name but occasionally gives me pocket money.
Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie, Nigerian writer who received award

On The US Economy
There are no atheists in foxholes and no ideologues in financial crises.
Ben Bernanke, Fed Chairman

 On One House Which Withstood Hurricane Ike
If I were to ever build a house on the coast.  I’m going to contact the guy who built this.
Aaron Reed, spokesman for the Texas Parks and Wildlife Department

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