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The golf match of the centuries was played up in Heaven by St. Peter and God. St. Peter had the honor on the first tee and promptly made a hole in one. God, unfazed, did the same. Dutifully. St. Peter marked the scores down on his card, then remarked. "What do you say, God? Let's cut out the miracles and get down to business."  Quote this article on your site | Views: 123 | Print | E-mail
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Lectionary Passages for November 23rd 2008
[Year A]
Proper 29(34)
Sundays after Pentecost
Ezekiel 34:11-16, 20-24
Psalm 100
Matthew 25:31-46
Ephesians 1:15-23
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