Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson Gets On One Knee and Begs
I didn’t know you were Catholic.
Nancy Pelosi, House Speaker 

PETA Suggests Ben & Jerry’s To Use Breast Milk
We believe a mother’s milk is best used for her child.
Sean Greenwood, Ben & Jerry’s spokesman

Actor Asked If Greed Is Good
My name is not Gordon.
Michael Douglas, referring to 1987’s Wall Street Character Gordon Gekko

Comment On McCain In Final Debate
I think the Straight Talk Express lost a wheel on that one.
Barack Obama, Democratic presidential candidate

About The Republican Campaign Strategy
The heels are on, the gloves are off.
Sarah Palin, Republican vice-presidential candidate

Comment On Rival Joe Biden
I’ve been hearing about his Senate speeches since I was in, like, the second grade.
Sarah Palin, Republican vice-presidential candidate

On the Economy
If money isn’t loosened up, this sucker could go down.
President George W. Bush

Joe Biden on His Friend John McCain
I love him.
Joe Biden, Democratic vice-presidential candidate

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