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A telemarketer called a home.
A small voice whispered, "Hello" Hello! What's your name? Still whispering, the voice said "Jimmy." How old are you, Jimmy? I'm four. Good. Is your mother home? Yes, but she's busy. Okay, is your father home? He's busy too. I see. Who else is there? The police. The police? May I speak to one of them? They're busy. Any other grown-ups there? The firemen. May I please speak to a fireman? They're all busy. Jimmy, all those people in your house, and I can't talk with any of them? What are they doing? Looking for me. I guess I'm lost.  Quote this article on your site | Views: 446 | Print | E-mail
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Lectionary Passages for December 7th 2008
[Year B]
Second Sunday in Advent
Isaiah 40:1-11
Psalm 85:1-2, 8-13
Mark 1:1-8
2 Peter 3:8-15
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