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Newsletter for October 12, 2006
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A cheerful heart is good medicine.
Proverbs 17:22 |
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I want to make people laugh, so they will begin to see things seriously.
-- William Zinser
Lectionary Passages for October 15th, 2006
Proper 24 (29)
[Year B]
Job 38:1-7 Theme: willingness
Theme one-liner: impossible
Job 38
The Lord Challenges
Job 1 Then the Lord answered Job from the whirlwind:
2 “Who is this that questions my
wisdom
with such ignorant words?
3 Brace yourself like a man,
because I have some
questions for you,
and you must answer them.
4 “Where were you when I laid the
foundations of the earth?
Tell me, if you know so much.
5 Who determined its dimensions
and
stretched out the surveying line?
6
What supports its foundations,
and who laid its cornerstone
7 as the morning stars sang
together
and all the angels shouted for joy?
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Job 38:34-41 Theme: great
Theme one-liner: greatness
34 “Can you shout to the
clouds
and make it rain?
35
Can you make lightning appear
and cause it to strike as you
direct?
36 Who gives intuition to the
heart
and instinct to the mind?
37 Who is wise enough to count all the
clouds?
Who can tilt the water jars of heaven
38 when the parched ground is dry
and the soil
has hardened into clods?
39 “Can you stalk prey for a
lioness
and satisfy the young lions’ appetites
40 as they lie in their dens
or crouch in the
thicket?
41 Who provides food for the
ravens
when their young cry out to God
and wander about in
hunger?
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Psalm 104:1-9 Theme: made
Theme one-liner: creator
Psalm 104
1 Let all that I am praise the Lord.
O Lord my God, how great you
are!
You are robed with honor and majesty .
2 You are dressed in a robe of light.
You stretch
out the starry curtain of the heavens;
3 you lay out the rafters of your home in the rain
clouds.
You make the clouds your chariot;
you ride upon the wings
of the wind.
4 The winds are your
messengers;
flames of fire are your servants.
5 You placed the world on its
foundation
so it would never be moved.
6 You clothed the earth with floods of
water,
water that covered even the mountains.
7 At your command, the water fled;
at the sound
of your thunder, it hurried away.
8
Mountains rose and valleys sank
to the levels you decreed.
9 Then you set a firm boundary for the
seas,
so they would never again cover the earth.
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Psalm 104:24 Theme: god
Theme one-liner: make
24 O Lord, what a variety of things you have
made!
In wisdom you have made them all.
The earth is full of
your creatures.
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Psalm 104:35 Theme: praise
Theme one-liner: evil
35 Let all sinners vanish from
the face of the earth;
let the wicked disappear forever.
Let all that I am praise the Lord.
Praise the Lord!
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Mark 10:35-45 Theme: not serve
Theme one-liner: selfish
Jesus Teaches about Serving Others 35 Then James and John, the sons of Zebedee, came over
and spoke to him. “Teacher,” they said, “we want you to do us a favor .”
36 “What is your request?”
he asked.
37 They replied, “When you sit on
your glorious throne, we want to sit in places of honor next to you, one on your
right and the other on your left.”
38 But Jesus said to them, “You
don’t know what you are asking! Are you able to drink from the bitter cup of
suffering I am about to drink? Are you able to be baptized with the baptism of
suffering I must be baptized with?”
39 “Oh yes,” they replied, “we are
able!”
Then Jesus told them, “You will indeed drink from my bitter cup and
be baptized with my baptism of suffering. 40 But I have no right to say who will sit on my
right or my left. God has prepared those places for the ones he has
chosen.”
41 When the ten other disciples heard
what James and John had asked, they were indignant. 42 So Jesus called them together and said, “You know
that the rulers in this world lord it over their people, and officials flaunt
their authority over those under them. 43 But among you it will be different. Whoever wants
to be a leader among you must be your servant , 44 and whoever wants to be first among you must be
the slave of everyone else. 45
For even the Son of Man came not to be served but to serve others and to
give his life as a ransom for many.”
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Hebrews 5:1-10 Theme: efficacy ; suffering ; healer
Theme one-liner: wounded ; heal
Hebrews 5
1 Every high priest is a man chosen to represent other people in their
dealings with God. He presents their gifts to God and offers sacrifices for
their sins. 2 And he is able to deal
gently with ignorant and wayward people because he himself is subject to the
same weaknesses. 3 That is why he must
offer sacrifices for his own sins as well as theirs.
4 And no one can become a high priest
simply because he wants such an honor. He must be called by God for this work,
just as Aaron was. 5 That is why Christ
did not honor himself by assuming he could become High Priest. No, he was chosen
by God, who said to him,
“You are my Son.
Today I have become your Father.”
6 And in another passage God said to
him,
“You are a priest forever in the order of Melchizedek.”
7 While Jesus was here on earth, he
offered prayers and pleadings, with a loud cry and tears, to the one who could
rescue him from death. And God heard his prayers because of his deep reverence
for God. 8 Even though Jesus was God’s
Son, he learned obedience from the things he suffered. 9 In this way, God qualified him as a perfect High
Priest, and he became the source of eternal salvation for all those who obey
him. 10 And God designated him to be a
High Priest in the order of Melchizedek.
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Holy Bible. New Living Translation copyright © 1996, 2004 by Tyndale Charitable Trust. Used by permission of Tyndale House Publishers.
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