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While on their homeymoon, the
bride attemptd to press the trousers of her husband's new suit with an iron received as a wedding present. When she applied the hot iron, part of the trousers went up in a puff of smoke, leaving a small but gaping hole. The groom rushed in from the next room. "Is everything alll right?" Whereupon the bride burst into tears as she tried to relate what had happened. "Honey," he replied, "let's get down to our knees and give thanks that my leg wasn't in those trousers!"
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Lectionary Passages for November 23rd 2008
[Year A]
Proper 29(34)
Sundays after Pentecost
Ezekiel 34:11-16, 20-24
Psalm 100
Matthew 25:31-46
Ephesians 1:15-23
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