Despite North Korea's escalating nuclear program, Japan's foreign minister said this week that Japan has no plans to begin their nuclear program.  Since they have us and Toyota recently passed GM in total sales, they don't need one.

BEWARNED:
A website claimed that seven NFL football stadiums would be hit today with radiological dirty bombs.  Terrorists bewarned: don't mess with Americans and their football.

ACCiDENTS:
A Massachusetts grade school has banned tag and other chase games; the principal said that accidents can happen.  I don't know about you, but when I played kickball, nobody ever got hurt.  I look at kids today, and I think they need to play kick-the-can.

HUMBLE:
In an interview with ABC's Daine Sawyer, Mel Gibson called his DUI arrest a blessing, saying that he needed to be humbled.  I am sure we will all feel this way when we meet our Maker.

POPULATION:
The population of the United States officially reached 300 million this week.  I guess, the more -- the merrier, besides I need someone to pay for my Social Security retirement.

FRAUD:
Wesley Snipes was indicted this week on tax fraud charges.  He did not file taxes for six years. He made movies over those years; did he think he could tell the IRS that he wasn't working.

HALLOWEEN ADVICE:
I have some advice for children when they go Trick-or-Treating, only take healthy stuff like candy -- no spinach or lettuce.

WORSE:
Jerry Springer and Joey Lawrence are still on "Dancing With The Stars."  I don't think he is a good dancer, but he is a better dancer than a talk show host.

INCOMPETENT:
Hawaii had an earthquake this week.  FEMA was alredy there.  Actually, they had just showed up for the bombing of Pearl Habor.

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