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There is a wonderful little
story about a traveling man who went into a diner for his evening meal. The stress of the day's business had made him physically tired and emotionally drained. Consequently, when he placed his order for dinner, he said to the waitress, "I want only two things: an order of pot roast and a few kind words." The waitress scribbled down his order and began to walk away. The man called after her, "Hey, how about the kind words?" The waitress replied, "Sir, the kindest words I can think of right now are, 'Don't order the pot roast!'" Quote this article on your site | Views: 435 | Print | E-mail
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Lectionary Passages for November 23rd 2008
[Year A]
Proper 29(34)
Sundays after Pentecost
Ezekiel 34:11-16, 20-24
Psalm 100
Matthew 25:31-46
Ephesians 1:15-23
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