Will Rogers, who died in 1935, who died in 1935, was probably the greatest political comedians this country has ever known.

1. Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.

9. Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

2. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.

3. There are 2 theories to arguing with a woman...neither works.

4. Never miss a good chance to shut up.

5. Always drink upstream from the herd.

6. If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.

7. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket.

8. There are three kinds of men: