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OJ Simpson's publisher was recently fired from HaperCollins. The termination comes less than a month after the cancellation of Simpson's hypothetical murder confession Fox television interview. If your life story is rejected from the Fox TV network; I think it is time to examine your life. EVALUATION: The organizers of the Miss USA pageant evaluated the behavor and personal issues of the reigning winner, Tara Conner. She wasn't striped from her title, although I think she should have been. I am glad, however, that Donald Trump wasn't able to do his "You're Fired" routine. VOWS: Researcher have created a biodegradable wedding dress using 25 pounds of corn. The upseting thing is that the wedding dress will outlast many of today's marriages. EMPLOYMENT: According to a recent study, illegal immigrants added $18 billion to the Texas'economy last year. That kind of money can be used to build some of that Mexician-Texas border fence. LAW: A Texas bill may become law letting the blind be able to go hunting; the problem I have with the law is that the blind will not be able to see if Dick Cheney was around. FOCUS: A public school in Massachusetts has decided to stop publishing the names of honor roll students in the local newspaper, saying it's too stressful for students and places "an unhealthy focus on grades." I don't know about you, but I think that grades should be the focus of High School. FATE: A father and son had identical wrecks recently. The son of a Wisconsin man injured in a highway rollover accident suffered the same fate as his father in a separate wreck in the same place three hours later. If I were remotely related to those two, I'd find a new route home. IRONY: After standing in the wrong line for five hours at the DMV recently, the commissioner of the Virginia Department of Transportation couldn't get his license because he lacked documents to prove he is a legal resident of Virginia. If you have ever dealt with the DMV, this can be called a pleasant irony. CHRISTMAS: Getting a handmade gift for Christmas is never not disappointing. Even grandmas secretly hate them, but society forces them to repress their real feelings about being gypped. Instead, they have to pretend they love multi-colored glitter-covered macaroni sculptures. Why do we put the aged through this kind of strain? They just want a DVD player like everyone else. -- Ellen DeGeneres  Quote this article on your site | Views: 314 | Print | E-mail
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Lectionary Passages for November 23rd 2008
[Year A]
Proper 29(34)
Sundays after Pentecost
Ezekiel 34:11-16, 20-24
Psalm 100
Matthew 25:31-46
Ephesians 1:15-23
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