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Doesn't It Annoy You
When... 1. ...there's a car alarm nearby that goes on for hours and the owner is nowhere to be found? 2. ...you buy an answering machine so you won't miss any calls, and then everyone hangs up when they hear the machine answer? 3. ...there's a cop car in sight and everyone thinks they have to drive 10-15 mph slower than the speed limit? 4. ...you're reading a magazine and all those annoying little subscription cards keep falling out? 5. ...you tell someone that a door is locked and they try to open it anyway, like it'll magically open for them and not you. 6. ...someone says, "well, to make a long story short" and then they go on telling it for another 15 minutes. 7. ...a friend or family member says "Yuck! This is awful!!" and then tells you to try some. 8. ...you have to inform five different sales people in the same store that you're just looking around. 9. ...you rub on hand cream and can't turn the bathroom doorknob to get out.  Quote this article on your site | Views: 582 | Print | E-mail
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Lectionary Passages for December 7th 2008
[Year B]
Second Sunday in Advent
Isaiah 40:1-11
Psalm 85:1-2, 8-13
Mark 1:1-8
2 Peter 3:8-15
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