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The story is told of a
desert-dweller who one night lit a candle in his tent. Then he reached into a bowl and got out a fig. He opened the fig and saw that there were worms inside. And so he threw it away. Then he took a second fig, opened it, and saw worms inside. And he threw that one away. Whereupon, he blew out the candle, and in the darkness took a third fig - and ate it. Quote this article on your site | Views: 515 | Print | E-mail
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Lectionary Passages for November 23rd 2008
[Year A]
Proper 29(34)
Sundays after Pentecost
Ezekiel 34:11-16, 20-24
Psalm 100
Matthew 25:31-46
Ephesians 1:15-23
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