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CHRISTMAS:
I know some women have received strange gifts from their husbands this year. It just shows that many husbands are completely clueless. I know one husband who gave his wife the singing fish on a plaque. She is still not speaking to him. The happiest people after Christmas are usually the credit card companies. I got alot of nice gifts that I can rewrap next year. It's after Christmas. You know what that means: You can finally put away your ugly reindeer sweater. TRADE DEFICIT: In a recent report, during the summer quarter, the US imported $225.6 billion more than it exported. Do we make anything in this country any more? IRAQ WAR: Invisible tripwires that trigger bombs are becoming a growing problem in Iraq. In a high-tech war, the solution to this problem is: Silly String. Who would have thought that this plastic goo would someday save lives? PRESIDENTIAL RACE: The Federal Election Commission predicts that 2008 will produce the first $1 billion presidential race. All for a job that pays $300,000 a year. TRADITION: Community members have threatened a Snohomish, Washington, high-schooler who nearly lost his leg when a cannon exploded at a football game after he pulled the trigger. While recovering in the hospital, he received calls from parents threatening him if the accident results in the end to the tradition of firing a cannon at the school's football games. Well, Merry Christmas and Happy New Year. Look, the kid survived an exploding cannon, do you think some sports fans are going to scare him now.  Quote this article on your site | Views: 263 | Print | E-mail
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Lectionary Passages for November 23rd 2008
[Year A]
Proper 29(34)
Sundays after Pentecost
Ezekiel 34:11-16, 20-24
Psalm 100
Matthew 25:31-46
Ephesians 1:15-23
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