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Wednesday, 09 August 2006

Newsletter for January 4, 2007

A cheerful heart is good medicine.
Proverbs 17:22

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Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and I'll forgive Thy great big joke on me.
-- Robert Frost   

 

Lectionary Passages for January 14th, 2007
Second Sunday After Epiphany, Year C 

  


Isaiah 62:1-5   Theme:  delight
Theme one-liner:  bride ; joy

   

Isaiah 62

Isaiah’s Prayer for Jerusalem
 1 Because I love Zion,
      I will not keep still.
   Because my heart yearns for Jerusalem,
      I cannot remain silent.
   I will not stop praying for her
      until her righteousness shines like the dawn,
      and her salvation blazes like a burning torch.
 2 The nations will see your righteousness .
      World leaders will be blinded by your glory.
   And you will be given a new name
      by the Lord’s own mouth.
 3 The Lord will hold you in his hand for all to see—
      a splendid crown in the hand of God.
 4 Never again will you be called “The Forsaken City"
     or “The Desolate Land."
   Your new name will be “The City of God’s Delight"
      and “The Bride of God,"
   for the Lord delights in you
      and will claim you as his bride.
 5 Your children will commit themselves to you, O Jerusalem,
      just as a young man commits himself to his bride.
   Then God will rejoice over you
      as a bridegroom rejoices over his bride.
 
 
Psalm 36:5-10   Theme:  love ; love
Theme one-liner:  love

 

   

 5 Your unfailing love, O Lord, is as vast as the heavens;
      your faithfulness reaches beyond the clouds.
 6 Your righteousness is like the mighty mountains,
      your justice like the ocean depths.
   You care for people and animals alike, O Lord.
 7 How precious is your unfailing love, O God!
   All humanity finds shelter
      in the shadow of your wings.
 8 You feed them from the abundance of your own house,
      letting them drink from your river of delights.
 9 For you are the fountain of life,
      the light by which we see.

 10 Pour out your unfailing love on those who love you;
      give justice to those with honest hearts.

   

John 2:1-11   Theme:  miracles ; celebration
Theme one-liner:  miracles

 

   

John 2

The Wedding at Cana
 1 The next day there was a wedding celebration in the village of Cana in Galilee. Jesus’ mother was there, 2 and Jesus and his disciples were also invited to the celebration. 3 The wine supply ran out during the festivities, so Jesus’ mother told him, “They have no more wine.”

 4 “Dear woman, that’s not our problem,” Jesus replied. “My time has not yet come.”

 5 But his mother told the servants, “Do whatever he tells you.”

 6 Standing nearby were six stone water jars, used for Jewish ceremonial washing. Each could hold twenty to thirty gallons. 7 Jesus told the servants, “Fill the jars with water.” When the jars had been filled, 8 he said, “Now dip some out, and take it to the master of ceremonies.” So the servants followed his instructions.

 9 When the master of ceremonies tasted the water that was now wine, not knowing where it had come from (though, of course, the servants knew), he called the bridegroom over. 10 “A host always serves the best wine first,” he said. “Then, when everyone has had a lot to drink, he brings out the less expensive wine. But you have kept the best until now!”

 11 This miraculous sign at Cana in Galilee was the first time Jesus revealed his glory. And his disciples believed in him.

    

1 Corinthians 12:1-11   Theme:  gifts ; giving
Theme one-liner:  giving

 

   

1 Corinthians 12

Spiritual Gifts
 1 Now, dear brothers and sisters, regarding your question about the special abilities the Spirit gives us. I don’t want you to misunderstand this. 2 You know that when you were still pagans, you were led astray and swept along in worshiping speechless idols. 3 So I want you to know that no one speaking by the Spirit of God will curse Jesus, and no one can say Jesus is Lord, except by the Holy Spirit.

 4 There are different kinds of spiritual gifts, but the same Spirit is the source of them all. 5 There are different kinds of service, but we serve the same Lord. 6 God works in different ways, but it is the same God who does the work in all of us.

 7 A spiritual gift is given to each of us so we can help each other. 8 To one person the Spirit gives the ability to give wise advice; to another the same Spirit gives a message of special knowledge. 9 The same Spirit gives great faith to another, and to someone else the one Spirit gives the gift of healing . 10 He gives one person the power to perform miracles, and another the ability to prophesy. He gives someone else the ability to discern whether a message is from the Spirit of God or from another spirit. Still another person is given the ability to speak in unknown languages, while another is given the ability to interpret what is being said. 11 It is the one and only Spirit who distributes all these gifts. He alone decides which gift each person should have.



 

 

 

 

Holy Bible. New Living Translation copyright © 1996, 2004 by Tyndale Charitable Trust. Used by permission of Tyndale House Publishers.


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


 

 

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