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Lectionary Passages for January 28th, 2007
Fourth Sunday After Epiphany, Year C
Jeremiah 1:4-10 Theme: provide
Theme one-liner: provide
Jeremiah’s Call and First Visions 4 The Lord
gave me this message:
5 “I knew you before I formed you in
your mother’s womb.
Before you were born I set you apart
and
appointed you as my prophet to the nations.”
6 “O Sovereign Lord,” I said, “I can’t speak for you!
I’m too young !”
7 The Lord replied, “Don’t say, ‘I’m too
young,’ for you must go wherever I send you and say whatever I tell you. 8 And don’t be afraid of the people, for I will
be with you and will protect you. I, the Lord, have spoken!” 9 Then the Lord reached out and touched my mouth and
said,
“Look, I have put my words in your mouth!
10 Today I appoint you to stand up
against
nations and kingdoms.
Some you must uproot and tear down,
destroy
and overthrow.
Others you must build up
and plant.”
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Psalm 71:1-6 Theme: hope ; hope
Theme one-liner: hope
Psalm 71
1 O Lord, I have come to you for
protection ;
don’t let me be disgraced.
2 Save me and rescue me,
for you do what is
right.
Turn your ear to listen to me,
and set me free.
3 Be my rock of safety
where I can
always hide.
Give the order to save me,
for you are my rock and
my fortress.
4 My God, rescue me from
the power of the wicked ,
from the clutches of cruel
oppressors.
5 O Lord, you alone are
my hope.
I’ve trusted you, O Lord, from childhood.
6 Yes, you have been with me from birth;
from my
mother’s womb you have cared for me.
No wonder I am always praising
you!
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Luke 4:21-30 Theme: prophecy
Theme one-liner: prophecy
21 Then he began to speak to them.
“The Scripture you’ve just heard has been fulfilled this very day!”
22 Everyone spoke well of him and was
amazed by the gracious words that came from his lips. “How can this be?” they
asked. “Isn’t this Joseph’s son?”
23 Then he said, “You will
undoubtedly quote me this proverb: ‘Physician, heal yourself’—meaning, ‘Do
miracles here in your hometown like those you did in Capernaum.’ 24 But I tell you the truth, no prophet is
accepted in his own hometown.
25 “Certainly there were many
needy widows in Israel in Elijah’s time, when the heavens were closed for three
and a half years, and a severe famine devastated the land. 26 Yet Elijah was not sent to any of them. He was
sent instead to a foreigner—a widow of Zarephath in the land of Sidon.
27 And there were many lepers in
Israel in the time of the prophet Elisha, but the only one healed was Naaman, a
Syrian.”
28 When they heard this, the people
in the synagogue were furious . 29 Jumping
up, they mobbed him and forced him to the edge of the hill on which the town was
built. They intended to push him over the cliff, 30 but he passed right through the crowd and went on his
way.
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1 Corinthians
13:1-13 Theme: love ; love
Theme one-liner: love
1 Corinthians 13
Love Is the Greatest 1 If I
could speak all the languages of earth and of angels, but didn’t love others, I
would only be a noisy gong or a clanging cymbal. 2 If I had the gift of prophecy, and if I understood all
of God’s secret plans and possessed all knowledge, and if I had such faith that
I could move mountains, but didn’t love others, I would be nothing. 3 If I gave everything I have to the poor and
even sacrificed my body, I could boast about it; but if I didn’t love others, I would have
gained nothing.
4 Love is patient and kind. Love is
not jealous or boastful or proud 5 or
rude. It does not demand its own way. It is not irritable, and it keeps no
record of being wronged. 6 It does not
rejoice about injustice but rejoices whenever the truth wins out. 7 Love never gives up, never loses faith, is
always hopeful, and endures through every circumstance.
8 Prophecy and speaking in unknown
languages and
special knowledge will become useless. But love will last forever! 9 Now our knowledge is partial and incomplete,
and even the gift of prophecy reveals only part of the whole picture! 10 But when full understanding comes, these
partial things will become useless.
11 When I was a child, I spoke and
thought and reasoned as a child. But when I grew up, I put away childish things.
12 Now we see things imperfectly as in a
cloudy mirror, but then we will see everything with perfect clarity. All that I know now
is partial and incomplete, but then I will know everything completely, just as
God now knows me completely.
13 Three things will last
forever—faith, hope, and love—and the greatest of these is love.
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