Psalm 32

10 March 2010
Posted in Week Of March 8, 2010

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Verse 1:  Oh, what joy for those...

Questions:
What brought you joy recently?
How about the return of spring?

Punchlines:
Happiness is seeing your first daffodil.
Happiness is losing an hours sleep due to day-light savings time.

Verse 1:  ...whose sin is put out of sight!

Questions:
What sins are overlooked in today's society?
How do we hide sins?

Punchlines:
It is easier for a celebrity to hide his sin from the media than for a man to hide his from God.
This guy had so many skeletons in his closet.  It could have been a cemetery.

Verse 4:  My strength evaporated like water in the summer heat.

Questions:
What are you wanting to do this summer?
How about golf?

Punchlines:
Summer seems to come too late and never lasts long enough.
Man is hard to satisfy.  We complain about cold winter nights and then the heat during summer, but at least during the summer, I can golf.

Verse 6:  that they may not drown in the floodwaters of judgment.

Questions:
Did your church ever get flooded?
What was the damage?

Punchlines:
I can't help it.  Every time our church gets flooded, I wonder what we did to deserve it.
The only good thing about a flood is the ability to fish in your backyard.

2 Corinthians 5:16-21

10 March 2010
Posted in Week Of March 8, 2010

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