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Jerry's Attitude

04 March 2010
Posted in Attitude

Jerry was the kind of guy you love to hate. He was always in a good mood and always had

The Cocoon

04 March 2010
Posted in Struggles

A man found a cocoon of an emperor moth. He took it home so that he could watch the moth come

Baseball Winners

25 February 2010
Posted in Good Works

At a fund-raising dinner for a school that serves learning-disabled children, the father of one of the school's students delivered a speech that would

Kind Words

18 February 2010
Posted in Words

One day a teacher asked her students to list the names of the other students in the room on two sheets of paper, leaving a space

The Family Strength

18 February 2010
Posted in Family

I saw my future in-laws on rare occasions.

Broken Car

04 March 2010
Posted in Choice

I teach economics at UNLV three times per week. Last Monday, at the beginning

In A Rain Storm

25 February 2010
Posted in Reward

One night, at 11:30 pm, an older African-American woman was standing on the side of an

Grandma Went

25 February 2010
Posted in Funeral

A little girl gave a wonderful explanation of the final years and death of her grandmother. She said

The Carpenter's Tools

18 February 2010
Posted in Christians

Brother Hammer served as the chairman. The other members of the tool belt informed

Crayon Boxes

11 February 2010
Posted in Friendship

One of the memories that I will always have about when I was in Kindergarten, was the day my friend taught me about crayon boxes.

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Lectionary Passages for March 14, 2010
[Year C]
Fourth Sunday During Lent

Joshua 5:9-12
Psalm 32
Luke 15:1-3, 11-32
2 Corinthians 5:16-21

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