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Jeremiah 18:1-11
(Sermon Starters/Week Of August 30, 2010)
... of the evils we do as a nation, Hell has laws against. Anecdote A man died and was taken to his place of eternal torment by the devil. As he passed sulphurous pits and shrieking sinners, he saw a ...
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(registered members only) Palm 139:1-6, 13-18
(Sermon Starters/Week Of August 30, 2010)
... at my age, I'm counting a lot on my doctors. Anecdote A man went to his doctor to find out why he had been having such severe headaches. The doctor ran some tests and after a few hours called the ...
- Luke 14:25-33
(Sermon Starters/Week Of August 30, 2010)
... people that they must give up everything to be Christ's disciples. I know, you thought the Ten Commandments were enough. Anecdote Warren Sapp is an immense man who plays defensive end for the Tampa ...
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Philemon 1:1-21(Sermon Starters/Week Of August 30, 2010)
... to be kind to Brown's fans (football team that your town opposes.) Anecdote A young mother was too busy to visit her elderly neighbor, who was ill. She said to her small son, "Tommy, run over and ...
- Jeremiah 18:1-11
(RCL Anecdotal Plugins/Week Of August 30, 2010)
(Attention: FunnySermons' staff will be taking their summer break next week.) Read Verse Anecdote He had been in politic for too long a time. He was jaded. His sensitivity was gone. And into his ...
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Psalm 139:1-6, 13-18(RCL Anecdotal Plugins/Week Of August 30, 2010)
Psalm 139:1-6, 13-18 Anecdote A five-year-old excitedly reported to his parents about what he had learned in Sunday school. He told the story of Adam and Eve and how Eve was created from one of Adam's ...
- Luke 14:25-33
(RCL Anecdotal Plugins/Week Of August 30, 2010)
Read Verse Anecdote The city editor had just been informed that a wire had fallen across Main Street in a storm. He assigned two reporters to the story. “No one knows whether the wire is live or not,” ...
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Philemon 1:1-21(RCL Anecdotal Plugins/Week Of August 30, 2010)
Read Verse Anecdote Ole and Olga lived on a farm in Iowa. Olga was living on a starvation diet of affection. Ole never gave her any signs of love, and Olga's need to be appreciated went unfulfilled. ...
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Jeremiah 2:4-13(Sermon Starters/Week Of August 23, 2010)
... a Facebook friend in the Yellow Pages. Anecdote "A philosopher," said the theologian, "is like a blind man in a darkened room looking for a black cat that isn't there." "That's right," the philosopher ...
- Psalm 81:1, 10-16
(Sermon Starters/Week Of August 23, 2010)
... know that. Anecdote A ten-year-old boy was failing math. His parents tried everything from tutors to hypnosis, but to no avail. Finally, at the insistence of a family friend, they decided to enroll ...
- Luke 14:1, 7-14
(Sermon Starters/Week Of August 23, 2010)
... you and say, “Then what's the point?” Anecdote "Mr. Smith, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce court judge said, "and I've decided to give your wife $275 a week." "That's very ...
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Hebrews 13:1-8, 15-16(Sermon Starters/Week Of August 23, 2010)
... I want to hear them say that when they see a person with a broken-down car. Anecdote When Jeff was 12, he and his best friend broke a window while playing baseball. They looked around to see if anyone ...
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Hebrews 13:1-8, 15-16(Sermon Starters/Week Of September 14th)
... I want to hear them say that when they see a person with a broken-down car. Anecdote When Jeff was 12, he and his best friend broke a window while playing baseball. They looked around to see if anyone ...
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Jeremiah 2:4-13(RCL Anecdotal Plugins/Week Of August 23, 2010)
Read Verse Anecdote I was listening to my five-year-old son as he worked on his Speak-and-Spell computer. He was concentrating intensely, typing words for the computer to say back to him. He punched ...
- Psalm 81:1, 10-16
(RCL Anecdotal Plugins/Week Of August 23, 2010)
Psalm 81:1, 10-16 Anecdote A little boy was sitting on the school bus talking to a friend and says, “At breakfast my stomach hurt, I was dizzy, and my throat was sore. But my mom didn't buy it.” Plugins: ...
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Luke 14:1, 7-14(RCL Anecdotal Plugins/Week Of August 23, 2010)
Luke 14:1, 7-14 Anecdote My grandson found a quarter in the driveway as the family left for church. When they returned home, he pulled it out of his pocket and handed it to his mother. “You can have ...
- Hebrews 13:1-8, 15-16
(RCL Anecdotal Plugins/Week Of August 23, 2010)
Hebrews 13:1-8, 15-16 Anecdote Living in South America as missionaries, a family was moving to another jungle location which meant a lot of work. They already knew the discomforts of such things as snakes ...
- Jeremiah 1:4-10
(Sermon Starters/Week Of August 16, 2010)
... I know this for a fact, I'm a minister. Anecdote A guy named Joe finds himself in dire trouble. His business has gone bust and he's in serious financial trouble. He's so desperate he decides to ask ...
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Psalm 71:1-6(Sermon Starters/Week Of August 16, 2010)
Read Verse Theme God is our hope. One-Liners Nowadays, I have a lot of hope in God. Not so much in man. Hope is thinking the (football team) will make the playoffs this season. Anecdote "Oh, ...
- Luke 13:10-17
(Sermon Starters/Week Of August 16, 2010)
... the Fourth Commandment. Anecdote A Christian man was once urged by his employer to work on Sundays: “Doesn't you Bible say that if your ox falls into a ditch on the Sabbath, you may pull him out?” ...
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- Luke 14:25-33
