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Luke 14:25-33
(Sermon Starters/Week Of August 30, 2010)
... people that they must give up everything to be Christ's disciples. I know, you thought the Ten Commandments were enough. Anecdote Warren Sapp is an immense man who plays defensive end for the Tampa ...
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(registered members only) Luke 14:1, 7-14
(Funny Sermon Starters/Week Of August 23, 2010)
... ladies keep the Ten Commandments - but you can cook really good too. As you can tell, my favorite part of the day. Lunch. ...
- Luke 13:10-17
(Sermon Starters/Week Of August 16, 2010)
... the Fourth Commandment. Anecdote A Christian man was once urged by his employer to work on Sundays: “Doesn't you Bible say that if your ox falls into a ditch on the Sabbath, you may pull him out?” ...
- Luke 13:10-17
(Funny Sermon Starters/Week Of August 16, 2010)
... you witnessed someone being rude? Punchlines: Rude can be defined as standing in a Walmart (other) line while being late for an appointment. There should be an Eleventh Commandment: Thou shall not be ...
- Hebrews 12: 18-29
(Funny Sermon Starters/Week Of August 16, 2010)
... God is a devouring fire; just that verse makes me want to keep the commandments. ...
- Psalm 50:1-8, 22-23
(Funny Sermon Starters/Week Of August 2, 2010)
... can our justice system be fair when there are lawyers involved? Imagine the endless appeals if lawyers drew up the Ten Commandments. Verse 22: Repent, all of you who forget me... Questions: Do you forget ...
- Hosea 11:1-11
(Funny Sermon Starters/Week Of July 26, 2010)
... God. It's nice to see that somethings never change. How can people forget to honor God? I mean, it's the First Commandment! Verse 9: No, I will not unleash my fierce anger. Questions: When was the ...
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Luke 11:1-13(Funny Sermon Starters/Week Of July 19, 2010)
... would pray if it were a commandment. Verse 7: Don't bother me. Questions: What has been bothering you lately? What can you do about it? Punchlines: It has been bothering me like a Jehovah Witness on ...
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To Walk in Self-Renunciation(Sermon Fillers/Holiness)
This state spoken of by Ezekiel is much more than a new heart. It is a heart filled with the Holy Spirit, the Divine Spirit, the power that causes us to walk in God's commandments. This is the greatest ...
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Luke 10:38-42(RCL Anecdotal Plugins/Week Of July 12, 2010)
... nervous and took a drink. He proceeded to talk up a storm. Upon his return to his office after mass, he found the following note on the door: Sip the Vodka, don't gulp. There are 10 commandments, not ...
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Achieved by Following the Recipe(Sermon Fillers/Parenting)
Most parents feel a little like the story I heard about a young student of child behavior who frequently delivered a lecture called “Ten Commandments for Parents.” He married and became a father. ...
- Taken by the Hand of Another
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To understand what God meant it is important to understand that the Hebrew word for "kill" is a word that speaks of "murder." The 6th commandment actually reads, "Thou shalt not murder." The word ...
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Live And Let Live(Sermon Fillers/Life)
The 6th commandment was not given to promote a vegetarian diet or to condemn the eating of meat. It was given for both the promotion and protection of life. You could say that God says in the 6th ...
- Necessity for a Healthy Church
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... the great commandment. Pastor John Beck ...
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God Gives Us This(Sermon Fillers/Faith)
... Testament, but something far higher. The new commandment is to love one another, not as ourselves but as He has loved us How shall such love be made possible? Our love is simply His love working in us ...
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Measure and Rule in the Love of Jesus(Sermon Fillers/Brotherly Love)
Brotherly love has its measure and rule in the love of Jesus. "This is My commandment, that yea love one another, as I have loved you." The eternal life that works in us is the life of Jesus. It knows ...
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John 13:31-35(Funny Sermon Starters/Week Of April 26, 2010)
... If you tell someone that you can't come where I'm going, you can bet that they will want to go. Verse 34: So now I am giving you a new commandment: Love each other. Questions: How does love hold families ...
- 6th Commandment to Encourage
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Perhaps none of the Ten Commandments have been misunderstood, misinterpreted, and misapplied as the 6th commandment. A good example is the latest billboards of PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment ...
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Deeds(Quotations/Kindness)
Deeds of kindness are equal to all the commandments. ...
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Psalm 71:1-6(Funny Sermon Starters/Week Of January 25th)
... about sins? Punchlines: Why is doing the right thing always the hardest? They are called commandments because we are supposed to follow them. Verse 3: Be my rock of safety… Questions: When were you ...
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